MikeyMorphine™

k guys, now you have the opportunity to date  Mikey Morphine!

K so heres what ya gatta do.

Ho! You gatta send in your video responses to my youtube account ---> netminder216

It gets perty interesting. I will choose who will get to date me for approximately one week. Maybe more.

We will either actually go on a date. (If  you live near me of course!) or we will have an online relationship. The winner even gets a phone call from yours truely!!!

So bitch, what are you waiting for, send in yo' mutha fuckin video responses [=

-Mikey Morphine

&&hes your cocaine-flavoured cotton candy addict;;